Cryptonauts WE LOVE YOU!! and so does Bitcoin!! unless of course y'all are a short, in which case BTC just squeezed your tender

Cryptonauts WE LOVE YOU!! and so does Bitcoin!! unless of course y'all are a short, in which case BTC just squeezed your tender parts in a VISE GRIP!!!   

It's great to be back here with all the happy campers on Pub0x, it means a lot to us, thanks and thanks to Igor & the gang for every click!!  Again the algo says more humor, less FT, but again we are lining up to laugh at WHATEVER crypto the FT tries to feed us all today!!

Reading music for y'all and crypto and funnies and the Pub0x: & let's hit it!! 

What does the salmon lady have to say about crypto back over 1 trillion??  What about USDT leaving USDC in the DIRT once BUSD got beaten up by Gary?? What about Hester calling BS??  How bout BTC going UP after BUSD goes DOWN!! 

The silence is deafening!! Actually it says it ALL!!! Not a PEEP outta the FT about crypto on dead trees today.  Oh, there's fiat war machine funnies - send more tanks faster!  Gotta send more missiles & airplanes NOW!!  & there is the regular "wag the dog" misdirection agitprop.  Hey, maybe the US bombed Nord Stream !! (Blinken sure said weird things celebrating it when he was asked.)  Hey, maybe Hunter's laptop from hell was real!!  Hey, COINBASE is willing to go to COURT over staking!!! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain - maybe we are shooting down UF0s ah HA HA HA HA!!!

Lord love a duck.  Plenty of stories about INFLATION - but no mention of how Bitcoin IS an answer!!  THE inflation play market answer according to the law of the markets!!!!  Gold is sucking air but BTC ROCKS!!! 

We know few agree with our sense of humor.  Still we must say - the FUNNIEST thing in the WHOLE FT right now?  Yes, the crypto dog not allowed to bark!! The FT  did a giant spread on the plan to revive the City.  Literally, it's the BIG READ!!! 

TLDR:  Dear readers that PM's Truss and Sunak explicitly called for the UK to be a crypto hub!!    Yugocean even found a research report claiming London is the most crypto friendly place in the world!! LMFAO!!!   The graph shows stock market caps going up around the WORLD - except for the UK!!  Something drastic must be done!!!

ar ar ar - not in the eyes of the FT!!  Only a tiny mention of the planned Britcoin pure evil CBDCs.  AH HA HA HA HA HA !!   It's a cruel joke on the UK.  But for, say, Paris it's sidesplittingly funny!!  A tragedy for those who feel, a comedy for those who think!! Which is NOT the FCA, twiddling their thumbs and tweaking not much while the City burns!!!  While pulling a smug "Yes Minister" deep state defeat on the plan for crypto!!! It's sad - or really, it's hilarious!!! 

Online, we get two skimpy stories.  First, cheerleading for Gary doing everything bad he can against crypto - hint, it ain't gonna work, it's too late, there ARE crypto custodians already there!! TLDR: we SHOULD be talking about the deep, lasting bromance between Gary & Sammy, and how Sammy was the second biggest donor of all before the midterms, and how no-one wants to give that money back!!! Instead, we get this.  Only one fund stole client funds, that was FTX.  When you put your money in Celsius Earn, you signed away the rights to every last dime!! Even tho some is coming back.  

Bonus funny - this stoy conflates with a new law moving to T+1 settlement.  Hester & Mark voted against that because the deadline is too quick to test systems.  IN THIS bit of spin, the FT totally avoids talking about how SEC commissioner Hester called bull@##!$(* on Gary's shakedown, regulating through enforcement on staking.  

Finally, online, we get the reveal of who signed for Sammy's bail!!   It's REALLY funny, not in the FT, Sammy got busted using a VPN, he said it was to WATCH FOOTBALL GAMES AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Even if Sammy WAS such a football fan, and somehow his parents were too cheap to pay for an NFL TV pass, everyone knows NFLBite.com streams the games live for free, no VPN needed!!   Even funnier, the gummint said the games he claimed to be watching were all on free-to-air TV.  Sammy should be in the slammer, not still stealing & dealing!!! 

Who DID pay for Sammy's bail? The news orgs had to SUE to find out!! It's funny, the answer is the golden skyscrapers, even taller than the ivory towers.    Gary blustered that this was the biggest bail bond in all history, a quarter of a billion dollars!!!  But then somehow his parents just put a lien on their four million dollar home.

Now it turns out that his parents don't even OWN their house, Stanford does, for some tax benefit the rest of us will never know about unless WE are in the ivory tower !! & two prof pals signed up to be liable for a lousy 500K and 200k each.  Meanwhile Sammy stole another 200 million the minute he got into Mom's basement, god knows what he was up to this time.  Somehow we think if any of us stole $10,000 worth of TV sets we would be treated a LOT worse.  

Oh WELL!!! it's still a great day in crypto, blockchain believers!! And we love you!! 

Peace out, 

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